Tuesday, July 19, 2005

this day

for whatever reason this has been a crash and burn day. sinking lower and lower into quagmire and it has to stop. How does one stop a crash and burn? Damn if I know. But I'm working on it.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Who Cares

I'm having a sleepless night and I have decided who cares where my picture is. It is where it is. I've done a load of laundry and am getting ready to put the clothes in the dryer. Better to do it now than when it's so hot during the day right? Of course, when I become rich and famous, I'll hire a maid to do the cooking, cleaning and laundry. Why I might even hire Hillary!!!!!! What a novel idea that is.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Another Screwup

Ok so I'm like trying to follow Brin's instructions and I'm like this is NOT going well at all. So I use the Picasa thingy and then the hello thingy and I finally get a picture up there but it's so biggggggggggggggggggggggggg but then big pictures are of big people right? Maybe, maybe not. Don't ask me my weight and I may still ask you yours. That is fair. Ok I'm going to bed now. It's almost 2 am and I'm blaming Brin for my being up this late.....Brin I'll deal with you later wahhahahahahahahaha.

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Yes, this is me. A tad bit insane, a tad bit funny, a tad bit bitchy, a tad bit nice, a tad bit mean, a tad bit ummmm gee I give up :o)
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The Mystery of the One Shoe on the Road

It was a dark and stormy night. Then the rain left and daylight broke. Carole was driving down the road when she spotted one lone shoe. Actually I think it was a flipflop. She was terrified. Some poor soul was walking around with only one flipflop on. It haunted her. All she could hear was flip flip flip. There was no returning flop. Just flip flip flip. How did that flipflop get away? My theory is that the flipflop was tired of being worn all the time and when the right opportunity presented itself, it propelled itself out of the car window. Now you're asking yourself just how the hell can a flipflop propell itself out of a car window. It's actually quite easy. The owner was listening to the radio, rocking along with the Eagles tune "Get Over It". With the radio blasting, the owner didn't notice the left flipflop eased off his/her foot. Although the left foot was keeping a beat with the song, the song distracted him/her. Well, we all know how hot it's been lately and unfortunately this owner did not have a working a/c in their vehicle. That in itself pissed off the flipflop. So with the windows down and the hot breeze blasting in the window, the flipflop was able to propell itself out the window, only to be abandoned on a very hot asphalt road. Little did it realize the road was hotter than the inside of the car. Then along came Carole and she saw that lone flipflop. But did she stop and take pity on it? Oh nooooo, not her. She just wondered what the hell was one flipflop doing on the road. That poor flipflop was looking for some relief. Did she stop and offer it a ride? No. Did she stop and offer it a drink of water? No. Did she stop and offer it a new home? No. Now that poor flipflop has become a melted mass of rubber. Shame shame shame. As for the other flipflop? Well, that's another story for another night. Thus ending the mystery of the single flipflop.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Another Monday

Another day another dollar. I just finished reading Carole's blog and I laughed. I couldn't help myself. It was bitch bitch bitch. If I didn't know better I'd think she's my daughter. Oh girl, between the two of us lately, whewwwwwww. Wait...I lied. It's now tuesday morning about 1:40 am and I should be in bed. Who cares. Lately I have a give a chit attitude. Lately I want to bitchslap someone, anyone who gets in my way. Brin? Are you sure I'm not insane?????? On a brighter note, my daughter in law came over this afternoon and cooked supper for us. We had tacos on those soft roll up thingys and mexican rice. It was quite good and I was so glad I didn't have to cook. She's truly my daughter. Heaven help Matt if he screws up. tata for now!